13 yr. old Girl missing

PLEASE READ THIS COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!
----- Original Message -----
From: Tim Swoveland
To: tim@opfmforever.com ; michelle gerard ; TJ
Sent: Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Missing 13-year Old

I have never sent anything like this to my downline, this is a business.
However, forgive me this one time. If it were my daughter I would say the
heck with business that is my child.
Thank You
Tim
----- Original Message -----

Subject: FW: Missing 13-year Old

Please circulate this -- what if it were your daughter?

Date: May 10, 2006 12:58 PM

Please look at the picture, read what her mother says, then forward
his message on.

Maybe if everyone passes this on, someone will see this child.
That is how the girl from Stevens Point was found by circulation
of her picture on tv. The internet circulates even overseas,
South America, and Canada etc. Thanks

Please pass this to everyone in your address book.

We have a Deli manager (Acme Markets) from Philadelphia, Pa
who has a 13 year old daughter who has been missing
for 2 weeks.
Keep the picture moving on.
With luck on her side she will be found.

"I am asking you all, begging you to please
forward this email on to anyone and everyone
you know, PLEASE.
My 13 year old girl, Ashley Flores, is missing.
She has been missing for now two weeks.

It is still not too late. Please help us. If anyone any
where knows anything, please contact me at:
HelpfindAshleyFlores@yahoo.com
I am including a picture of her.
All prayers are appreciated!! "

It only takes 2 seconds
to forward this.

If it was your child, you would want all the help you could get.

.

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WoW!

>
>
> >
> > >> > >
> > Elect him Mayor of New Orleans!!!! You got to admire this man...
> >
> > Looks like New Orleans is waking people up.
> > Cosby is shaking their bed again.
> >
> > "We Can't Blame White People"
> > Wed, 7 Sep 2005 15:23:29 EDT
> > by BILL COSBY
> >
> > "They're standing on the corner and they can't
> > speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk:
> >
> > Why you ain't,
> > Where you is,
> > What he drive,
> > Where he stay,
> > Where he work,
> > Who you be...
> > And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard
the
> >father talk.
> >
> > Everybody knows it's important to speak English
> > except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap
> > coming out of your mouth.
> >
> > In fact you will never get any kind of job
> > making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with
> >rocks
> > to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking
around.
> > The lower economic people are not holding up
> > their end in this deal.
> >
> > These people are not parenting. They are buying
> > things for kids. $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for
> > Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when their
> >son
> > is standing there in an orange suit.
> >
> > Where were you when he was 2? Where were you
> > when he was 12? Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't
> >know
> > that he had a pistol? And where is the father? Or who is his father?
> >
> > People putting their clothes on backward: Isn't that a sign of
something
> >gone wrong?
> >
> >People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't
that
> >a sign of something?
> > Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up? Isn't it a sign of
> >something when she has her
> > dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going
through
> >her body?
> >
> >What part of Africa did this come from? We are not Africans. Those
people
> >are not Africans;
> >they don't know a thing about Africa. With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua
> >and Mohammed
> >and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.
> >
> >Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white
> >person's
> >problem.
> >We have got to take the neighborhood back. People used to be ashamed.
> >Today
> >a woman has
> > eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever
you
> > call them now. We have millionaire football players who cannot read.
> >
> >We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs.
> >We as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart
> >with
> >seven kids,
> >you are hurting us.
> >
> >We have to start holding each other to a higher
> > standard.
> >
> >We cannot blame the white people any longer."
> >
> >
>
>

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Politically correct

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ....

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED"

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE"

Irish Smiles

----- Original Message -----
From: Howard Mahoney
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 3:09 PM
Subject: Irish smiles

Irish Smiles

Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty
years, but he will kill any man who does.
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An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an
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"Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
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Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple?
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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and
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Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
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Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in
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Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home ..
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an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!"
"Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked.
"No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'."
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wife's appearance?"
"It did surely," replied O'Ryan, "but it keeps fallin' off!"
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